i’m cooler than you and also i’m part mermaid now
This is my favorite picture of Drake.
instead of counting sheep at night, count the number of times you can repeat “my life is dope and i do dope shit” before drifting into dreams full of kanye level self-confidence
frat bros lip sync to taylor swift’s shake it off, wildly entertain
girls don’t want boyfriends girls want a seven book series about the marauders’ life at hogwarts
"Hey, can you hold my fanny pack? I’m gonna go fuck a woman!"