Sloth on a speedboat
laughing so fucking hard
this is the greatest thing to ever be submitted to me. bless you friend, may all your dreams come true
"I’m studying to be a librarian."
"What’s the sexiest part about being a librarian?"
"I’d say the width of our knowledge. The rest of academia seems to have a rather specific focal point, whereas librarians need to know enough to serve as a guide for researchers of every discipline."
how do loaves of bread say hello to each other?
i don’t care what people think about me this will always be my greatest achievement
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!