abby
u of alabama freshman
idk what to do with my life
flute/piccolo player
science and literature nerd
lover of jokes and puns
(where does light go when it's been bad?)

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bootyxqueen:

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

laughing so fucking hard

bootyxqueen:

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

laughing so fucking hard

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drunkfeferi:

this is the greatest thing to ever be submitted to me. bless you friend, may all your dreams come true

drunkfeferi:

this is the greatest thing to ever be submitted to me. bless you friend, may all your dreams come true

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humansofnewyork:

"I’m studying to be a librarian."
"What’s the sexiest part about being a librarian?"

"I’d say the width of our knowledge. The rest of academia seems to have a rather specific focal point, whereas librarians need to know enough to serve as a guide for researchers of every discipline."

humansofnewyork:

"I’m studying to be a librarian."

"What’s the sexiest part about being a librarian?"

"I’d say the width of our knowledge. The rest of academia seems to have a rather specific focal point, whereas librarians need to know enough to serve as a guide for researchers of every discipline."

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chiba-saori:

chiba-saori:

insearchofbread:

how do loaves of bread say hello to each other?

gluten tag

i don’t care what people think about me this will always be my greatest achievement 

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tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

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seraphica:

Harry Potter Tribute Exhibition [x]

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phosphorescentt:

life goals:

independence
intelligence
financial stability
cute face
cute butt
a little scary

HZ theme credit